IN HONOR OF THE “WHALE BONE PORN” MOTHER, I FEEL COMPELLED TO WARN YOU THAT THERE ARE BOOBIES–albeit weird ones–IN THIS PHOTO! PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN! SHIELD THINE PRECIOUS EYES!
There I was, having a nice cup of hibiscus tea, when Dianna sent me an email. “This one…it’s not like the others,” she said as a way of introducing her WTF-laden find.
When she’s right, she’s right. I pulled up the attachment and nearly snarfed my tea.
So, so so so. Yes, yes yes yes. Where do we begin? Is it the crazed glass eye? The sassy choker? The overall, animal-head-on-human-torso design aesthetic? Pretty sure it’s the skull from a wild boar and I don’t know if I take comfort in this or not, but if the WTF artist had just sold the skull as-is, sans torso, s/he probably could have gotten about $250 for it. I confess I was so horrified yet mesmerized by the breasts with their nipples made out of…what are those? Amplifier dials?…that I didn’t notice the television antennae attached to its bleached skull. I suppose the antenna are so the she-beast can receive signals from its mother planet, and then pass them along to its human guardian. Precious.
I can only hope those nipples go up to eleven.
The things you can find at a flea market these days.
So, seriously. WTF? I’m at a complete loss.
(image taken from imgur)