Sculpture…Torso…Thingie

IN HONOR OF THE “WHALE BONE PORN” MOTHER, I FEEL COMPELLED TO WARN YOU THAT THERE ARE BOOBIES–albeit weird ones–IN THIS PHOTO!  PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN!  SHIELD THINE PRECIOUS EYES!

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There I was, having a nice cup of hibiscus tea, when Dianna sent me an email.  “This one…it’s not like the others,” she said as a way of introducing her WTF-laden find.

When she’s right, she’s right.  I pulled up the attachment and nearly snarfed my tea.

Who's a special girl?

Who’s a special girl?

So, so so so.  Yes, yes yes yes.  Where do we begin?  Is it the crazed glass eye?  The sassy choker?  The overall, animal-head-on-human-torso design aesthetic?  Pretty sure it’s the skull from a wild boar and I don’t know if I take comfort in this or not, but if the WTF artist had just sold the skull as-is, sans torso, s/he probably could have gotten about $250 for it.  I confess I was so horrified yet mesmerized by the breasts with their nipples made out of…what are those?  Amplifier dials?…that I didn’t notice the television antennae attached to its bleached skull.  I suppose the antenna are so the she-beast can receive signals from its mother planet, and then pass them along to its human guardian.  Precious.

I can only hope those nipples go up to eleven.

The things you can find at a flea market these days.

So, seriously.  WTF?  I’m at a complete loss.

~XOT

(image taken from imgur)

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