IN HONOR OF THE “WHALE BONE PORN” MOTHER, I FEEL COMPELLED TO WARN YOU THAT THERE ARE BOOBIES–albeit weird ones–IN THIS PHOTO! PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN! SHIELD THINE PRECIOUS EYES!
There I was, having a nice cup of hibiscus tea, when Dianna sent me an email. “This one…it’s not like the others,” she said as a way of introducing her WTF-laden find.
When she’s right, she’s right. I pulled up the attachment and nearly snarfed my tea.
Who’s a special girl?
So, so so so. Yes, yes yes yes. Where do we begin? Is it the crazed glass eye? The sassy choker? The overall, animal-head-on-human-torso design aesthetic? Pretty sure it’s the skull from a wild boar and I don’t know if I take comfort in this or not, but if the WTF artist had just sold the skull as-is, sans torso, s/he probably could have gotten about $250 for it. I confess I was so horrified yet mesmerized by the breasts with their nipples made out of…what are those? Amplifier dials?…that I didn’t notice the television antennae attached to its bleached skull. I suppose the antenna are so the she-beast can receive signals from its mother planet, and then pass them along to its human guardian. Precious.
I can only hope those nipples go up to eleven.
The things you can find at a flea market these days.
So, seriously. WTF? I’m at a complete loss.
~XOT
(image taken from imgur)
